There’s a fresh new feeling around the USA these days. We know you're feeling it and as often as we can, we're feeling ourselves. All over the world, folks are realizing that the Dwarves are the Greatest Rock & Roll Band of all time. Every show is transcendent, every record an instant classic and even our merch makes you look three inches taller and ten pounds leaner.

So heed the words of HeWhoCanNotBeNamed, The Fresh Prince of Darkness, Rex Everything, Blag the Ripper and the whole Dwarves crew when we say "buy our records, introduce us to your little sister and then get lost!"

Radio Free Dwarves LP On Sale Now

A 12 song mini-album recorded live on European Radio. It features 10 recordings performed by the Dwarves including classics and rarities and two additional acoustic tracks by the lucky winners of the Dwarves cover song contest!

3 Editions

  • Test Press on white vinyl w/ white label & 12" cutout sleeve. 1-Color (black) silkscreen overprint
  • First pressing limited limited to 500 copies on Coke-Bottle Clear w/ etched B-Side
  • Deluxe Banned Edition not available in stores featuring explicit cover art in an "under-the-counter" skin-mag style paper bag silk-screened with the Dwarves logo.

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To celebrate 25 years of B,G&P The Dwarves announce 2 special festival appearances where they play the entire record and b-sides in order with the original He Who Cannot Be Named lineup! Look for these special shows in Chicago, Il and Austin, TX!





On Friday July 17th, Blag Dahlia, front man of the Dwarves, joined the legendary Sonics singing "He's Waiting" at the Star Theater in Porltand, OR.

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WE’RE BACK!!! Here’s What Happened

"I sing in a punk band called the Dwarves. Recently, our website got hacked by a consortium of fundamentalist Islamists. They bragged about the exploit on social media so we know who was responsible, but no specific reason was given for why we were targeted."
- Blag the Ripper

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Gentleman Blag 7" on Fat Wreck Available Now!!!

  • Gentleman Blag 7"

Includes two unreleased tunes.

  1. Gentleman Blag / Trisexual
  2. Kings of the World / Stuck in the Void

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The Dwarves Invented Rock & Roll Is On Sale Now!

The Dwarves Invented Rock & Roll LP in all it's vinyl glory. Each color super limited.

  1. Hate Rock
  2. Bleed Alright
  3. Trailer Trash
  4. Kings of The World
  5. Fiction
  6. Sluts of The USA
  7. Gentleman Blag
  8. Irresistible
  9. Armageddon Party
  10. Get Up & Get High
  11. Dead On The Floor
  12. Fun To Try
  13. Here I Am
  14. Anything You Want

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Live Picture Disc and Free DVD Out Now!

  • Fuck You Up and Get Live

Another classic picture disc features nudity, mayhem and blasphemy on both sides! Also includes a free dvd of the Dwarves live in NYC 2004. Featuring all of your favorite Dwarves live and a half dozen studio videos, too! You can give this collectible classic!


Dwarves Are Younger and Even Better Looking Double Vinyl

  • Dwarves are Younger and Even Better Looking

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The Dwarves best record is back and better than ever! Recess Records and Greedy Media have joined forces to re-press the Dwarves seminal LP that includes classics like 'Everybodies Girl', 'One Time Only', 'We Must Have Blood' and 'You Gotta Burn'. But the action does not stop there.

This special gatefold double LP contains:

  • over 40 minutes unreleased material
  • A live set from radio appearance
  • Blag Dahlia's entire solo record
  • B-sides, bonus tracks
  • … and most important more classic photos of the naked skater chicks!!!




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