Tell your best Dwarves story with this recorder! Tales of sex, violence, vandalism and villainy; peace, love and musical harmony; death, dope and debauchery! Whatever your Dwarves story is, we want to hear you tell it!

Did a Dwarves record change your life? Did you meet your sweetheart at a Dwarves show? Did you lose your left eye in a Dwarves pit? Did Blag try and fuck your little sister? Did HeWhoCanNotBeNamed puke in your car? Did Vadge Moore finger your girlfriend while Rex Everything went through her purse? Tell your Dwarves story and get it off your chest now! Remember, all recordings become property of the Dwarves and can be reproduced without limitation in any format without attribution or payment.