Shows

10/22/2021 SANTA CRUZ, CA DWARVES LIVE at the Catalyst with DRI  
10/23/2021 SAN FRANCISCO, CA DWARVES LIVE at Bottom of the Hill with GET DEAD  
10/29/2021 AUSTIN, TX Blag Dahlia & Ralph Champagne Acoustic at ALTERCATION COMEDY FEST  
10/30/2021 NORMAN, OK Blag Dahlia & Ralph Champagne Acoustic at Resonator  
10/31/2021 DALLAS, TX Blag Dahlia & Ralph Champagne Acoustic at Three Links  

News

Blag Dahlia & Ralph Champagne at Downtown Grand 11AM-2PM early show

Blag Dahlia and Ralph Champagne bring their signature comedic song stylings to the Freedom Beat Lounge at the Downtown Grand and Punk Rock Bowling! This one of a kind extra long show will feature acoustic performances of songs from Blag's upcoming 'Introducing Ralph Champagne' LP, as well as all your fave Dwarves classics, cover songs and requests! It's a smorgasbord of Blag way too early in the morning! See the man struggle to wake up and be amusing on three hours sleep!

DWARVES AT PUNK BOWLING VEGAS!

Friday September 24 join the mighty and majestic DWARVES with the Descendants, Queers, Pears, FYP, DIllinger 4 and more! And don't miss Blag Dahlia & Ralph Champagne acoustic! It's an avalanche of Dwarves at PRB 2021, don't be a Munson, check out all the bowling and fun in Sin City!

DWARVES OCTOBER LIVE!!!

Join The DWARVES as we tear shit up with DI in San Diego; The QUEERS in Anaheim and Scottsdale; DRI in Santa Cruz & GET DEAD in San Francisco! YOU MUST SEE THE DWARVES LIVE NOW!!!

DWARVES FREE SHOW IN LA 8-21-21

The DWARVES return to LA for a FREE SHOW on Green Jelly TV 5228 Hollywood Blvd. Doors at 8, set at 9pm. This show will be off the chain so we want to see all of our SoCal fans in the place to be!

DWARVES ONLINE SHOW Saturday Night June 12 at 6PST/9EST

Calling DWARVES fans across the globe! See the Dwarves play nothing but the hits LIVE from the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco! Scantily clad babes! Video wizardry! Special guests! Watch it and rewatch it with your pals again and again! Support the last punk band, do what all the real Dwarves heads are doing, Buy Tickets Now!!! https://gamh.veeps.com/stream/events/cf483612-9f6b-4648-9f1f-c4c14de47d37

 

BLAG SOLO ACOUSTIC IN NYC MAY 29!!!

The man returns to sing funny songs and play terrible guitar! Early show, set at 7pm. Fun, laughter, surprises, heartache, sodomy, it's all there when Blag strums his axe and twiddles his knobs for your listening pleasure! Also added BRISTOL, CT at Bleachers Bar May 30!

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP!

The Dwarves hanging out in LA, making music, getting fucked up and stuffing our faces with sausage! Rex Everything, The Fresh Prince of Darkness, Snupac and Blag the Ripper!!!

BLAG & MICKEY AVALON do Just a Friend!

BLAG & Mickey Avalon team up again to revisit the Biz Markie classic JUST A FRIEND! VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioBL_Muja40  AUDIO STREAM & DOWNLOAD https://thedwarves.bandcamp.com/track/just-a-friend

 

Dwarves Fans Rule

Check this incredible collection from our friends in Peoria, IL.

TARTS DECO

We salute BLAG HISTORY MONTH with this 1980's short film written by the Ripper himself and directed by Christ Wetzel. TARTS DECO featured art, sex, steak sandwiches and the one and only Bobby Faust. RIP to him and to Christ Wetzel who also directed our first video I'M A LIVING SICKNESS. Check that one out and dozens more by hitting the VIDEO link above. 

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