Shows

07/23/2021 BISBEE, AZ Blag Dahlia & Ralph Champagne & Nick Oliveri Acoustic at the QUARRY 7pm Set  
10/15/2021 SAN DIEGO, CA DWARVES Live w- DI at Soda Bar  
10/16/2021 ANAHEIM, CA DWARVES Live w- QUEERS at Doll Hut  
10/17/2021 SCOTTSDALE, AZ DWARVES Live w- QUEERS  
10/29/2021 AUSTIN, TX Blag Dahlia & Ralph Champagne Acoustic at ALTERCATION COMEDY FEST  
10/30/2021 OKLAHOMA CTY, OK Blag Dahlia & Ralph Champagne Acoustic  
10/31/2021 DALLAS, TX Blag Dahlia & Ralph Champagne Acoustic at Three Links w- Gorehounds  
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News

DWARVES ONLINE SHOW Saturday Night June 12 at 6PST/9EST

Calling DWARVES fans across the globe! See the Dwarves play nothing but the hits LIVE from the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco! Scantily clad babes! Video wizardry! Special guests! Watch it and rewatch it with your pals again and again! Support the last punk band, do what all the real Dwarves heads are doing, Buy Tickets Now!!! https://gamh.veeps.com/stream/events/cf483612-9f6b-4648-9f1f-c4c14de47d37

 

BLAG SOLO ACOUSTIC IN NYC MAY 29!!!

The man returns to sing funny songs and play terrible guitar! Early show, set at 7pm. Fun, laughter, surprises, heartache, sodomy, it's all there when Blag strums his axe and twiddles his knobs for your listening pleasure! Also added BRISTOL, CT at Bleachers Bar May 30!

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP!

The Dwarves hanging out in LA, making music, getting fucked up and stuffing our faces with sausage! Rex Everything, The Fresh Prince of Darkness, Snupac and Blag the Ripper!!!

BLAG & MICKEY AVALON do Just a Friend!

BLAG & Mickey Avalon team up again to revisit the Biz Markie classic JUST A FRIEND! VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioBL_Muja40  AUDIO STREAM & DOWNLOAD https://thedwarves.bandcamp.com/track/just-a-friend

 

Dwarves Fans Rule

Check this incredible collection from our friends in Peoria, IL.

TARTS DECO

We salute BLAG HISTORY MONTH with this 1980's short film written by the Ripper himself and directed by Christ Wetzel. TARTS DECO featured art, sex, steak sandwiches and the one and only Bobby Faust. RIP to him and to Christ Wetzel who also directed our first video I'M A LIVING SICKNESS. Check that one out and dozens more by hitting the VIDEO link above. 

BLAG & MICKEY AVALON perform BITCHES & HOS!

Alluring Apparel For Attractive Young People

Find just what you need, just like you want- https://dwarves.merchtable.com

SPREAD THE WORD

We encourage you to send us your homemade Dwarves art so we can share it with Dwarves fans across the globe. The Dwarves really are the best looking band in show business. When you listen to Dwarves music your life improves and attractive people sleep with you. Viruses, contagions and germs infect those who don't enjoy our music, so don't be like them whatever you do. 

MARKY DESADE REMINDS DWARVES FANS...

 

 

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