Shows

08/18/2018 SAO PAULO, BRAZIL DWARVES Live at Jai Club w- Muzzarelas & Leptospirose  
08/19/2018 RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL DWARVES Live at La Esquina w- Os Estudantes & Ostra Brains  
08/21/2018 MONTEVIDEO, URUGUAY DWARVES Live at Bluzz Live  
08/22/2018 BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA DWARVES Live at The Roxy Live  
08/24/2018 SANTIAGO, CHILE DWARVES Live at Bar Loreto  
08/25/2018 LIMA, PERU DWARVES Live at El Calabozo  
08/26/2018 QUITO, ECUADOR DWARVES Live at Casa Pukara  
09/07/2018 DENVER, CO DWARVES w- Dead Kennedys & TSOL at Ogden Theater  
09/08/2018 ALBUQUERQUE, NM DWARVES w- Dead Kennedys & TSOL at Sunshine Theater  
09/28/2018 GUADALAJARA, MEXICO DWARVES Live at Foro Independencia  

News

Unrepentant Cross Stitch

Rebecca Roe made this with her own two hands. Classic!!!

NEW YEARS EVE- B,G&P at DANTE'S PORTLAND

The DWARVES return to the Pacific Northwest to perform Blood, Guts & Pussy in its entirety! Countdown to 2016 in style with the masters of mayhem live at Dante's Portland!

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FESTIVUS FUN TIME IS HERE!!!

 

Whether you crave hoodies, shirts and panties or signed vinyl, cds and dvds are more your style, you can find it all in the MERCH section. Skateboards, pint and shot glasses, belt buckles and other custom merch available, too!!!

 

DWARVES LIVE in DENVER DEC. 12

 

The Dwarves get a mile high Saturday Dec. 12 w/ the Potato Pirates at the Bluebird Theater. http://www.axs.com/events/287436/the-dwarves-tickets?skin=bluebird

Dec. 13 catch Nick 'Everything' Oliveri & Blag the Ripper acoustic at 7th Circle.

 

DENVER DECEMBER 12 BLOOD, COKE & SODOMY

The Dwarves invade the Bluebird Theater December 12 to perform Blood, Guts & Pussy Live!

December 13 it's Nick Oliveri & Blag Dahlia acoustic at 7th Circle. 

The Dwarves meet recreational dope- what could possibly go wrong?

FUN FUN FUN

Dwarves return to Austin's best festival, performing Blood, Guts & Pussy in the daytime and a whole set w/ the Subhumans at night. See the original crew destroy eardrums and warp minds. Hook 'em Whores!

NUDITY

With Halloween right around the corner everyone is looking for the perfect costume.  If you have a vagina we'd like to suggest this one. If you don't have a vagina, go read about some other band.

SHARTACUS UNDER THE KNIFE!

Drum legend Shartacus recently underwent surgery for Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Fecal Urgency Complex and St. Toilet's Disease. We wish him and his colon a speedy recovery.

REX EVERYTHING ROCK LEGEND

All hail Dwarves bass slinger Nick Oliveri- singer, songwriter, desert rat and wielder of the largest penis in Rock & Roll! Whether solo acoustic, fronting Mondo Generator or holding it down for the Dwarves, Nick has more charisma than Jesus and better hair than George Costanza.

Rex Everything We Salute You!

HeWhoCanNotBeNamed at Work on Batgirl Musical

Batgirl combined the heart of a lioness with the pussy of a cat! 

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