Shows
| 09/02/2017 | LONG BEACH, CA | DWARVES w/Nobunny at Comic Con Long Beach Convention Center | |
| 11/10/2017 | VANCOUVER, BC CANADA | DWARVES at Festerval Vancouver w/ DK's & Fu Manchu | |
| 11/11/2017 | PORTLAND, OR | DWARVES Live at Dante's | |
| 11/12/2017 | SEATTLE, WA | DWARVES Live w/ the Accused at Funhouse | |
| 12/29/2017 | LOS ANGELES, CA | DWARVES Live at Regent Theater w- Mac Sabbath | |
| 12/30/2017 | SAN DIEGO, CA | DWARVES Live at Brick by Brick w- Mac Sabbath | |
| 12/31/2017 | PHOENIX, AZ | DWARVES NEW YEAR'S EVE w- Mac Sabbath at Club Red |
News
NUDITY
With Halloween right around the corner everyone is looking for the perfect costume. If you have a vagina we'd like to suggest this one. If you don't have a vagina, go read about some other band.
SHARTACUS UNDER THE KNIFE!
Drum legend Shartacus recently underwent surgery for Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Fecal Urgency Complex and St. Toilet's Disease. We wish him and his colon a speedy recovery.
REX EVERYTHING ROCK LEGEND
All hail Dwarves bass slinger Nick Oliveri- singer, songwriter, desert rat and wielder of the largest penis in Rock & Roll! Whether solo acoustic, fronting Mondo Generator or holding it down for the Dwarves, Nick has more charisma than Jesus and better hair than George Costanza.
Rex Everything We Salute You!
HeWhoCanNotBeNamed at Work on Batgirl Musical
Batgirl combined the heart of a lioness with the pussy of a cat!
DWARVES @ FUN FUN FUN AUSTIN NOV. 6
The Dwarves perform Blood, Guts & Pussy at 3pm Friday with special surprise Texas guests guaranteed to foghorn your leghorn, son! And peep our top secret club show Friday night, too! Not to mention a Saturday night DJ set at Brixton w/ Nick Oliveri and Blag taking requests in exchange for drugs.
#BLAGLIVESMATTER
There’s a fresh new feeling around the USA these days. We know you're feeling it and as often as we can, we're feeling ourselves. All over the world, folks are realizing that the Dwarves are the Greatest Rock & Roll Band of all time. Every show is transcendent, every record an instant classic and even our merch makes you look three inches taller and ten pounds leaner.
So heed the words of HeWhoCanNotBeNamed, The Fresh Prince of Darkness, Rex Everything, Blag the Ripper and the whole Dwarves crew when we say "buy our records, introduce us to your little sister and then get lost!"
Radio Free Dwarves LP On Sale Now
A 12 song mini-album recorded live on European Radio. It features 10 recordings performed by the Dwarves including classics and rarities and two additional acoustic tracks by the lucky winners of the Dwarves cover song contest!
3 Editions
- Test Press on white vinyl w/ white label & 12" cutout sleeve. 1-Color (black) silkscreen overprint
- First pressing limited limited to 500 copies on Coke-Bottle Clear w/ etched B-Side
- Deluxe Banned Edition not available in stores featuring explicit cover art in an "under-the-counter" skin-mag style paper bag silk-screened with the Dwarves logo.
DWARVES- BLOOD,GUTS & PUSSY LIVE!!!
To celebrate 25 years of B,G&P The Dwarves announce 2 special festival appearances where they play the entire record and b-sides in order with the original He Who Cannot Be Named lineup! Look for these special shows in Chicago, Il and Austin, TX!
and
BLAG SINGS w/ the LEGENDARY SONICS!!!
On Friday July 17th, Blag Dahlia, front man of the Dwarves, joined the legendary Sonics singing "He's Waiting" at the Star Theater in Porltand, OR.
WE’RE BACK!!! Here’s What Happened
"I sing in a punk band called the Dwarves. Recently, our website got hacked by a consortium of fundamentalist Islamists. They bragged about the exploit on social media so we know who was responsible, but no specific reason was given for why we were targeted."
- Blag the Ripper
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