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Blag Wrote a Kid's Christmas Song!

Performed by Meredith Axelrod and produced by Andy Carpenter this cute little ditty is far too pleasant for the Dwarves. Play it for your rugrats and be amazed! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdT9o9KcZKs&t=79s

THE DWARVES TAKE BACK THE NIGHT LP

The Dwarves new full length TAKE BACK THE NIGHT vinyl LP preorders in the Merch section above. JULIO vinyl EP available right now along with limited and rare vinyl, skate decks, shirts, panties,koozies, stickers, CDs, custom merch & more.

JULIO 7" Ep

The first 7" from the Dwarves Take Back the Night LP is coming soon! Julio and 3 other tracks are available on Riotstyle Records. PreOrder now in our MERCH section.

DWARVES INVADE PACIFIC NORTHWEST!

Nov. 10 in Vancouver, BC thrills and excitement as our heroes share the stage with the DK's! Then catch Dwarves with the Accused in Portland Nov. 11 & Seattle Nov. 12!

DWARVES w/NOBUNNY at COMIC CON Long Beach

Put on your favorite latex outfit and get your happy ass to the Long Beach Convention Center for a night of sick rock & roll, go-go dancing and comic books. Dress as HeWhoCanNotBeNamed and enter to win your own fairy princess!

www.lbcc2017.eventbrite.com
CLICK: Green TICKET button
ENTER PROMO CODE: "BurgerCon"
CHOOSE: Twilight BurgerCon Bundle - $25
PICK YER TIX AND WE'LL SEE YOU THERE!!! #BurgerCon2017

DWARVES & RICHIE RAMONE in the DEEP SOUTH

Dwarves join rock legend Richie Ramone on a tour of the Dirty Souf June 29 to July 8. Watch us represent for the USA in New Orleans, Huntsville, Atlanta, Ybor City, Lake Worth, Satellite Beach, Jacksonville, Savannah,Wilmington & Chapel Hill.

DWARVES LIVE in the MIDWEST & EAST COAST

Set the rock free! Dwarves live- Madison,Chicago,St. Louis,Nashville,Newport,Ft. Wayne,Pittsburgh,New Hope,Asbury Park,NYC,Boston

MERCH IS BACK!!!

At long last Dwarves merchandise returns! Look for rare vinyl and media, clothing, skate decks, custom merch and tits! Great new prices on shipping domestic and international! Lots of exclamation points, too!!!

DWARVES PLAY YOUNG & GOOD LOOKING COMPLETE CHICAGO JUNE 2 & NYC JUNE 10

Our most popular record gets the full treatment in Chciago at Reggie's & New York City at Bowery Electric. Everybodies Girl, One Time Only, We Must Have Blood, You Gotta Burn, all the classics!

These shows will sell out!

https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1435561

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DWARVES IN CHICAGO JUNE 2 w/ JFA

We come from the suburbs of Chicago and we're returning to the Windy City June 2 to bong out with Jodie Foster's Army! Performing Young & Good Looking LP complete! Long live the Wiener's Circle! Celery salt, no ketchup, ya jagoff!