|04/28/2017||SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA||DWARVES LIVE at Imperial Hotel||Ticket|
|04/29/2017||HOBART, AUSTRALIA||DWARVES LIVE at Brisbane Hotel||Ticket|
|04/30/2017||BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA||DWARVES LIVE at Crowbar||Ticket|
|05/01/2017||GOLD COAST, AUSTRALIA||DWARVES LIVE at Miami Tavern Early Show 3pm-7pm||Ticket|
|05/03/2017||ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA||DWARVES LIVE at Crown & Anchor||Ticket|
|05/04/2017||PERTH, AUSTRALIA||DWARVES LIVE at The Boston||Ticket|
|05/05/2017||MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA||DWARVES LIVE at John Curtin Hotel||Ticket|
|05/06/2017||GEELONG, AUSTRALIA||DWARVES LIVE at Negative Waves Festival Geelong|
|05/07/2017||MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA||DWARVES LIVE at Cherry Rock Festival Melbourne|
|06/01/2017||MADISON, WI||Dwarves & JFA at the Frequency|
DWARVES LIVE in DENVER DEC. 12
The Dwarves get a mile high Saturday Dec. 12 w/ the Potato Pirates at the Bluebird Theater. http://www.axs.com/events/287436/the-dwarves-tickets?skin=bluebird
Dec. 13 catch Nick 'Everything' Oliveri & Blag the Ripper acoustic at 7th Circle.
REX EVERYTHING ROCK LEGEND
All hail Dwarves bass slinger Nick Oliveri- singer, songwriter, desert rat and wielder of the largest penis in Rock & Roll! Whether solo acoustic, fronting Mondo Generator or holding it down for the Dwarves, Nick has more charisma than Jesus and better hair than George Costanza.
Rex Everything We Salute You!
DWARVES @ FUN FUN FUN AUSTIN NOV. 6
The Dwarves perform Blood, Guts & Pussy at 3pm Friday with special surprise Texas guests guaranteed to foghorn your leghorn, son! And peep our top secret club show Friday night, too! Not to mention a Saturday night DJ set at Brixton w/ Nick Oliveri and Blag taking requests in exchange for drugs.
There’s a fresh new feeling around the USA these days. We know you're feeling it and as often as we can, we're feeling ourselves. All over the world, folks are realizing that the Dwarves are the Greatest Rock & Roll Band of all time. Every show is transcendent, every record an instant classic and even our merch makes you look three inches taller and ten pounds leaner.
So heed the words of HeWhoCanNotBeNamed, The Fresh Prince of Darkness, Rex Everything, Blag the Ripper and the whole Dwarves crew when we say "buy our records, introduce us to your little sister and then get lost!"
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