Shows

04/28/2017 SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA DWARVES LIVE at Imperial Hotel Ticket
04/29/2017 HOBART, AUSTRALIA DWARVES LIVE at Brisbane Hotel Ticket
04/30/2017 BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA DWARVES LIVE at Crowbar Ticket
05/01/2017 GOLD COAST, AUSTRALIA DWARVES LIVE at Miami Tavern Early Show 3pm-7pm Ticket
05/03/2017 ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA DWARVES LIVE at Crown & Anchor Ticket
05/04/2017 PERTH, AUSTRALIA DWARVES LIVE at The Boston Ticket
05/05/2017 MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA DWARVES LIVE at John Curtin Hotel Ticket
05/06/2017 GEELONG, AUSTRALIA DWARVES LIVE at Negative Waves Festival Geelong  
05/07/2017 MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA DWARVES LIVE at Cherry Rock Festival Melbourne  
06/01/2017 MADISON, WI Dwarves & JFA at the Frequency  

News

FESTIVUS FUN TIME IS HERE!!!

 

Whether you crave hoodies, shirts and panties or signed vinyl, cds and dvds are more your style, you can find it all in the MERCH section. Skateboards, pint and shot glasses, belt buckles and other custom merch available, too!!!

 

DWARVES LIVE in DENVER DEC. 12

 

The Dwarves get a mile high Saturday Dec. 12 w/ the Potato Pirates at the Bluebird Theater. http://www.axs.com/events/287436/the-dwarves-tickets?skin=bluebird

Dec. 13 catch Nick 'Everything' Oliveri & Blag the Ripper acoustic at 7th Circle.

 

DENVER DECEMBER 12 BLOOD, COKE & SODOMY

The Dwarves invade the Bluebird Theater December 12 to perform Blood, Guts & Pussy Live!

December 13 it's Nick Oliveri & Blag Dahlia acoustic at 7th Circle. 

The Dwarves meet recreational dope- what could possibly go wrong?

FUN FUN FUN

Dwarves return to Austin's best festival, performing Blood, Guts & Pussy in the daytime and a whole set w/ the Subhumans at night. See the original crew destroy eardrums and warp minds. Hook 'em Whores!

NUDITY

With Halloween right around the corner everyone is looking for the perfect costume.  If you have a vagina we'd like to suggest this one. If you don't have a vagina, go read about some other band.

SHARTACUS UNDER THE KNIFE!

Drum legend Shartacus recently underwent surgery for Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Fecal Urgency Complex and St. Toilet's Disease. We wish him and his colon a speedy recovery.

REX EVERYTHING ROCK LEGEND

All hail Dwarves bass slinger Nick Oliveri- singer, songwriter, desert rat and wielder of the largest penis in Rock & Roll! Whether solo acoustic, fronting Mondo Generator or holding it down for the Dwarves, Nick has more charisma than Jesus and better hair than George Costanza.

Rex Everything We Salute You!

HeWhoCanNotBeNamed at Work on Batgirl Musical

Batgirl combined the heart of a lioness with the pussy of a cat! 

DWARVES @ FUN FUN FUN AUSTIN NOV. 6

The Dwarves perform Blood, Guts & Pussy at 3pm Friday with special surprise Texas guests guaranteed to foghorn your leghorn, son! And peep our top secret club show Friday night, too! Not to mention a Saturday night DJ set at Brixton w/ Nick Oliveri and Blag taking requests in exchange for drugs.

#BLAGLIVESMATTER

There’s a fresh new feeling around the USA these days. We know you're feeling it and as often as we can, we're feeling ourselves. All over the world, folks are realizing that the Dwarves are the Greatest Rock & Roll Band of all time. Every show is transcendent, every record an instant classic and even our merch makes you look three inches taller and ten pounds leaner.

So heed the words of HeWhoCanNotBeNamed, The Fresh Prince of Darkness, Rex Everything, Blag the Ripper and the whole Dwarves crew when we say "buy our records, introduce us to your little sister and then get lost!"

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