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Blag Wrote a Kid's Christmas Song!
Performed by Meredith Axelrod and produced by Andy Carpenter this cute little ditty is far too pleasant for the Dwarves. Play it for your rugrats and be amazed! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdT9o9KcZKs&t=79s
DWARVES w/NOBUNNY at COMIC CON Long Beach
Put on your favorite latex outfit and get your happy ass to the Long Beach Convention Center for a night of sick rock & roll, go-go dancing and comic books. Dress as HeWhoCanNotBeNamed and enter to win your own fairy princess!
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