Shows

05/18/2022 PORTLAND, OR DWARVES LIVE w- MUNICIPAL WASTE, PIG DESTROYER at Bossa Nova Ticket
05/18/2022 PORTLAND, OR Blag Solo Acoustic @ Dante's LATE NIGHT!  
06/16/2022 HAMDEN, CT DWARVES LIVE w- The QUEERS & Jasons at Space Ballroom Ticket
06/17/2022 BENSALEM, PA DWARVES LIVE w- The QUEERS & Jasons at Broken Goblet Brewing Ticket
06/18/2022 CAMBRIDGE, MA DWARVES LIVE w- The QUEERS & Jasons at Middle East Ticket
06/19/2022 NEW YORK, NY DWARVES LIVE w- The QUEERS & Jasons at Gramercy Theatre Ticket
06/20/2022 ASBURY PARK, NJ DWARVES LIVE w- The QUEERS & Jasons at Stone Pony Ticket
06/22/2022 VIRGINIA BEACH, VA DWARVES LIVE w- The QUEERS & Jasons at Bunker Brewpub Ticket
06/23/2022 BALTIMORE, MD DWARVES LIVE w- The QUEERS & Jasons at Baltimore Soundstage Ticket
06/24/2022 MECHANICSBURG, PA DWARVES LIVE w- The QUEERS & Jasons at Lovedraft's Brewing Ticket

News

BLAG SOLO ACOUSTIC IN NYC MAY 29!!!

The man returns to sing funny songs and play terrible guitar! Early show, set at 7pm. Fun, laughter, surprises, heartache, sodomy, it's all there when Blag strums his axe and twiddles his knobs for your listening pleasure! Also added BRISTOL, CT at Bleachers Bar May 30!

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP!

The Dwarves hanging out in LA, making music, getting fucked up and stuffing our faces with sausage! Rex Everything, The Fresh Prince of Darkness, Snupac and Blag the Ripper!!!

BLAG & MICKEY AVALON do Just a Friend!

BLAG & Mickey Avalon team up again to revisit the Biz Markie classic JUST A FRIEND! VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioBL_Muja40  AUDIO STREAM & DOWNLOAD https://thedwarves.bandcamp.com/track/just-a-friend

 

Dwarves Fans Rule

Check this incredible collection from our friends in Peoria, IL.

TARTS DECO

We salute BLAG HISTORY MONTH with this 1980's short film written by the Ripper himself and directed by Christ Wetzel. TARTS DECO featured art, sex, steak sandwiches and the one and only Bobby Faust. RIP to him and to Christ Wetzel who also directed our first video I'M A LIVING SICKNESS. Check that one out and dozens more by hitting the VIDEO link above. 

BLAG & MICKEY AVALON perform BITCHES & HOS!

Alluring Apparel For Attractive Young People

Find just what you need, just like you want- https://dwarves.merchtable.com

SPREAD THE WORD

We encourage you to send us your homemade Dwarves art so we can share it with Dwarves fans across the globe. The Dwarves really are the best looking band in show business. When you listen to Dwarves music your life improves and attractive people sleep with you. Viruses, contagions and germs infect those who don't enjoy our music, so don't be like them whatever you do. 

MARKY DESADE REMINDS DWARVES FANS...

 

 

The Dwarves Are Still The Best Band Ever!

And we still don't give a fuck! Enjoy our music, we thank all of our fans for their support through 35 years of mayhem. We love you and we've only just begun. Photo by Kaz

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