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DWARVES ONLINE SHOW Saturday Night June 12 at 6PST/9EST
Calling DWARVES fans across the globe! See the Dwarves play nothing but the hits LIVE from the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco! Scantily clad babes! Video wizardry! Special guests! Watch it and rewatch it with your pals again and again! Support the last punk band, do what all the real Dwarves heads are doing, Buy Tickets Now!!! https://gamh.veeps.com/stream/events/cf483612-9f6b-4648-9f1f-c4c14de47d37
BLAG SOLO ACOUSTIC IN NYC MAY 29!!!
The man returns to sing funny songs and play terrible guitar! Early show, set at 7pm. Fun, laughter, surprises, heartache, sodomy, it's all there when Blag strums his axe and twiddles his knobs for your listening pleasure! Also added BRISTOL, CT at Bleachers Bar May 30!
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP!
The Dwarves hanging out in LA, making music, getting fucked up and stuffing our faces with sausage! Rex Everything, The Fresh Prince of Darkness, Snupac and Blag the Ripper!!!
BLAG & MICKEY AVALON do Just a Friend!
BLAG & Mickey Avalon team up again to revisit the Biz Markie classic JUST A FRIEND! VIDEO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioBL_Muja40 AUDIO STREAM & DOWNLOAD https://thedwarves.bandcamp.com/track/just-a-friend
Dwarves Fans Rule
Check this incredible collection from our friends in Peoria, IL.
TARTS DECO
We salute BLAG HISTORY MONTH with this 1980's short film written by the Ripper himself and directed by Christ Wetzel. TARTS DECO featured art, sex, steak sandwiches and the one and only Bobby Faust. RIP to him and to Christ Wetzel who also directed our first video I'M A LIVING SICKNESS. Check that one out and dozens more by hitting the VIDEO link above.
BLAG & MICKEY AVALON perform BITCHES & HOS!
BITCHES & HOS VIDEO- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AnfAoTsIzI FREE DOWNLOAD/STREAM https://thedwarves.bandcamp.com/track/bitches-hos
Alluring Apparel For Attractive Young People
Find just what you need, just like you want- https://dwarves.merchtable.com
SPREAD THE WORD
We encourage you to send us your homemade Dwarves art so we can share it with Dwarves fans across the globe. The Dwarves really are the best looking band in show business. When you listen to Dwarves music your life improves and attractive people sleep with you. Viruses, contagions and germs infect those who don't enjoy our music, so don't be like them whatever you do.
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