The best band ever is coming to your town. Bring your little sister to the show. And remember, Halloween in Chicago features 2 different sets, 2 different nights and the infamous Nick Oliveri!

> 10/23- ORLANDO, FL.- THE BACKBOOTH-
> 10/24- CHARLESTON, SC- OASIS
> 10/25- ATLANTA, GA.- MASQUERADE
> 10/26- NASHVILLE, TN.- THE MUSE
> 10/27- OFF
> 10/28- INDI, IA.- THE VOGUE-
> 10/29- COVINGTON, KY.- THE MAD HATTER
> 10/30- COLUMBUS, OH.- THE RIVARI ROOM
> 10/31- CHICAGO, IL.- REGGIE’S (18+)
> 11/1- CHICAGO, IL.- DOUBLE DOOR (21+)
> 11/2- DETROIT MI.- THE MAGIK STICK
> 11/3- OFF
> 11/4- CLEVELAND, OH - JIGSAW
> 11/5- PITTSBURGH, PA.- 31ST STREET PUB
> 11/6- BALT, MD.- OTTO BAR
> 11/7- BROOKLYN, NY. - EUROPA
> 11/8- BOSTON, MA.- MIDDLE EAST

The Oasis in Charleston, SC has offered to give half price admission to our friends from the Jacksonville area who come up for the show on 10/24. Just bring proof of your address.

The Dwarves love Florida and Jacksonville is very near and dear to our hearts.  The thing is, somebody in Charleston who wants to sleep with me made us an offer we couldn’t refuse.  And really, what kind of self respecting rock legends would we be if we didn’t fuck off our loyal fans just to make a lot more money?

But, never fear.  Our comments page is wide open to you if you want to call us sellouts and assholes.  We deserve it.  Now pardon me while I laugh all the way to the bank.  (The one that’s closed down.)  The Dwarves have always been more about Wall Street than Main Street!

The Dirty South, the Demented Mid-West, the Decadent East Coast.  Everyone gets a piece of the DWARVES in October and November.

We are the best band ever and now you’re gonna come see us before our country is sold to North Korea for scrap!

> 10/23- ORLANDO, FL.- THE BACKBOOTH-
> 10/24- JACKSONVILLE, FL.- FUEL COFFEE-
> 10/25- ATLANTA, GA.- HORROR FEST
> 10/26- NASHVILLE, TN.- THE MUSE
> 10/27- OFF
> 10/28- INDI, IA.- THE VOGUE-
> 10/29- COVINGTON, KY.- THE MAD HATTER
> 10/30- COLUMBUS, OH.- THE RIVARI ROOM
> 10/31- CHICAGO, IL.-  BUZZBOMB (ALL AGES)
> 11/1-  CHAICAGO, IL.-  DOUBLE DOOR  (21+)
> 11/2- DETROIT MI.- THE MAGIK STICK
> 11/3- OFF
> 11/4- CLEVELAND, OH - PEABODYS
> 11/5- PITTSBURGH, PA.- 31ST STREET PUB
> 11/6- BALT, MD.- OTTO BAR
> 11/7- BROOKLYN, NY. - EUROPA
> 11/8- BOSTON, MA.- MIDDLE EAST

Thursday Sept 18- S. Lake Tahoe, NV- Whiskey Dicks
Friday Sept 19- Las Vegas, NV- Cheyenne Saloon
Saturday Sept 20- Phoenix, AZ- The Sets

The Dwarves return to Sin City and beyond for mayhem, sodomy and cash.

Be There!!!

Our story so far…

The Dwarves are the best band ever.  This weekend we appear at

FRI 8/1- DENVER, CO. - THE BLUEBIRD THEATRE
SAT 8/2- SALT LAKE CITY,UT.- BAR DELUXE
SUN 8/3- SLC HEAVY METAL SHOP (BLAG solo)

Look for possible shows in Vegas and Phoenix coming soon.  But the big story, the Big Magilla if you will, is our fall tour that takes us all across the country from Jacksonville to Chicago, from New York to Detroit, from rags to riches, from Here to Eternity.  Keep your eyes peeled for show dates.

Next week the Dwarves crash Croatia, burn Germany, needle the Netherlands and bang up Belgium!  Check the site for show dates and cities. Then in August the fun begins back in the USA!

Denver- Bluebird Theater August 1

Salt Lake City- Bar Deluxe August 2

Salt Lake City- Heavy Metal Shop August 3 (early 3PM Blag solo show!)

And do check www.thedwarves.com- tons of new pics and MP3s all free!

DWARVES in CROATIA, GERMANY, NETHERLANDS and BELGIUM in JULY!!!

5-Jul-08 Croatia Zagreb @ Rokaj Festival Main Stage

7-Jul-08  Germany Erlangen @ E Werk

8-Jul-08  Germany Munich @ 59 to 1 Club

9-Jul-08  Germany Frankfurt @ Nachtleben

10-Jul-08  Netherlands Utrecht @ Ekko

11-Jul-08  Netherlands  The Hague @ Morlock Gallery

13-Jul-08  Belgium de Kempen/Antwerp @ Sjock Festival Main Stage

We were supposed to play a big show at Studio A in Miami, but due to extreme flight delays and bad weather at the hub, we wound up getting there too late to play.  We apologize to all of the fans who bought tickets and to the promoter who was kind enough to put on the show and had to tell a bunch of pimply teens who live for the Dwarves that we wouldn’t be there after all.

Fortunately, we know Tim from the Ruins who set us up a last minute show at Churchill’s.  You all know we don’t like to brag, but we were brilliant, and a fabulous time was had by those lucky enough to see us at 2am banging it out on borrowed gear to a select few gakked out drunks.  This type of thing used to be called “Rock ‘n’ Roll” kids!

Anyway, we shall return to Miami (and all over the Dirty South) soon and we promise to continue being the best band that always seems to fuck everything up and still be way better than everybody else.  Thanks to Studio A and Dave S., never fear we shall return.

Now it’s on to Austria for the Rebellion festival and more mayhem!

Check out the Dwarves in their natural habitat, Northern California.

San Jose- Blank Club- Tuesday, April 22

Oakland- Uptown- Wednesday, April 23

Also check the White Barons and Turbonegra!