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You must see the infamous Dwarves this week across the Midwest w/ Turbo AC’s!

St. Paul, MN-   Station 4-              Thur July 15

Madison, WI-   The Frequency      Fri   July 16

Chicago, IL-     Reggie’s                    Sat  July 17

St. Louis, MO-  Fubar                        Sun July 18

And then catch Blag solo and hilarious!

Chicago, IL-      Liar’s Club                    Mon  July 19

www.thedwarves.com  has a new face- and some new tits!  Check the dirty pics, the videos, the history and listen and download to a huge array of Dwarves songs.  It’s a Dwarves fan’s dream come true!

You must see the mighty Dwarves with the Turbo AC’s this week on the East Coast-

Albany, NY Thursday, June 17,
Bogie’s

Reading, PA Friday, June 18,
The Silo

Baltimore, MD  Saturday, June 19,
Sonar

New York, NY Sunday, June 20,
Bowery Electric

Cambridge, MA Monday, June 21,
Middle East

New York, NY Tuesday, June 22,
Blag Solo Quickie  at Generation Records

New York, NY  Tuesday, June 22,
The Local 269 Blag Solo Acoustic. First time in NYC!

The original Dwarves celebrate the release of HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED’s solo record ‘Sunday School Massacre’ with a reunion of the mighty Dwarves.  Blag Dahlia, Sgt. Saltpeter and HeWho himself bring you the finest in punk rock music acoustically retarded for your pleasure.  Come down to the record store and request your favorite Dwarves song.  We won’t actually do it, but it’s nice to hear from our fans sometimes!

See Blag with the mighty KG from Tenacious D as he unleashes Trainwreck on an unsuspecting world.  Much humor and good cheer, so come on out and check the show.  Asshole!

Bottom of the Hill  Saturday May 29

You heard right folks, the mighty Dwarves return to Southern California and Sin City to teach the uninitiated exactly how to rock.

Thurs April 8- Huntington Beach, CA @ Blu Café

Fri April 9-      Hemet, CA @ The Palms

Sat April 10-    Las Vegas, NV @ Boomer’s

Sun April 11    San Diego, CA @ Brick by Brick

Thrill to the exploits of the Dwarves!  Hail the return of Clint Torres and the emergence of Father Pat O’Phile.  See End of Power and Compton, SF and all the other bands who remind you how great the Dwarves really are.

And if you’re lucky enough to be in San Francisco on St. Patrick’s Day, see Blag solo acoustic with the Filthy Thieving Bastards at Thee Parkside.  Sean Wheeler and Zander will be there, too!

See the great and magnificent Blag Dahlia acoustic at Hensley’s Pub in Carlsbad.  With Joe Sib’s California Calling opening!

In anticipation of the summer release of the DWARVES ARE BORN AGAIN LP the DWARVES announce 4 classic shows.  Not to be missed!!!

Thurs FEB 4  OAKLAND- Uptown Theater

Fri      FEB 5  PORTLAND- Dante’s

Sat      FEB 6  SEATTLE- El Corazon

Sun     FEB 7  SAN JOSE- Voodoo Lounge

BLAG Solo Acoustic in San Francisco at Hotel Utah, Thursday 1/21/10.  Appearing with Joe Sib’s California Calling.  An evening of great songs and really bad guitar playing for the whole damn family!

The Dwarves return to LA at the Dragonfly with Compton SF and the Valentine Killers 12/30.  Don’t miss Nick O. as he returns from Oslo, Australia!

New Year’s Eve finds the Dwarves conquering Calgary, Canada at the Distillery.  Mayhem, madness and maple syrup will flow plentifully as we perform old classics and new stuff from the upcoming The Dwarves Are Born Again.

DWARVES NEW YEAR’S CALGARY CANADA! LOS ANGELES DEC. 30!