You must see the infamous Dwarves this week across the Midwest w/ Turbo AC’s!
St. Paul, MN- Station 4- Thur July 15
Madison, WI- The Frequency Fri July 16
Chicago, IL- Reggie’s Sat July 17
St. Louis, MO- Fubar Sun July 18
And then catch Blag solo and hilarious!
Chicago, IL- Liar’s Club Mon July 19
www.thedwarves.com has a new face- and some new tits! Check the dirty pics, the videos, the history and listen and download to a huge array of Dwarves songs. It’s a Dwarves fan’s dream come true!
You must see the mighty Dwarves with the Turbo AC’s this week on the East Coast-
Albany, NY Thursday, June 17,
Bogie’s
Reading, PA Friday, June 18,
The Silo
Baltimore, MD Saturday, June 19,
Sonar
New York, NY Sunday, June 20,
Bowery Electric
Cambridge, MA Monday, June 21,
Middle East
New York, NY Tuesday, June 22,
Blag Solo Quickie at Generation Records
New York, NY Tuesday, June 22,
The Local 269 Blag Solo Acoustic. First time in NYC!
The original Dwarves celebrate the release of HEWHOCANNOTBENAMED’s solo record ‘Sunday School Massacre’ with a reunion of the mighty Dwarves. Blag Dahlia, Sgt. Saltpeter and HeWho himself bring you the finest in punk rock music acoustically retarded for your pleasure. Come down to the record store and request your favorite Dwarves song. We won’t actually do it, but it’s nice to hear from our fans sometimes!
See Blag with the mighty KG from Tenacious D as he unleashes Trainwreck on an unsuspecting world. Much humor and good cheer, so come on out and check the show. Asshole!
Bottom of the Hill Saturday May 29
You heard right folks, the mighty Dwarves return to Southern California and Sin City to teach the uninitiated exactly how to rock.
Thurs April 8- Huntington Beach, CA @ Blu Café
Fri April 9- Hemet, CA @ The Palms
Sat April 10- Las Vegas, NV @ Boomer’s
Sun April 11 San Diego, CA @ Brick by Brick
Thrill to the exploits of the Dwarves! Hail the return of Clint Torres and the emergence of Father Pat O’Phile. See End of Power and Compton, SF and all the other bands who remind you how great the Dwarves really are.
And if you’re lucky enough to be in San Francisco on St. Patrick’s Day, see Blag solo acoustic with the Filthy Thieving Bastards at Thee Parkside. Sean Wheeler and Zander will be there, too!
See the great and magnificent Blag Dahlia acoustic at Hensley’s Pub in Carlsbad. With Joe Sib’s California Calling opening!
In anticipation of the summer release of the DWARVES ARE BORN AGAIN LP the DWARVES announce 4 classic shows. Not to be missed!!!
Thurs FEB 4 OAKLAND- Uptown Theater
Fri FEB 5 PORTLAND- Dante’s
Sat FEB 6 SEATTLE- El Corazon
Sun FEB 7 SAN JOSE- Voodoo Lounge
BLAG Solo Acoustic in San Francisco at Hotel Utah, Thursday 1/21/10. Appearing with Joe Sib’s California Calling. An evening of great songs and really bad guitar playing for the whole damn family!
The Dwarves return to LA at the Dragonfly with Compton SF and the Valentine Killers 12/30. Don’t miss Nick O. as he returns from Oslo, Australia!
New Year’s Eve finds the Dwarves conquering Calgary, Canada at the Distillery. Mayhem, madness and maple syrup will flow plentifully as we perform old classics and new stuff from the upcoming The Dwarves Are Born Again.
DWARVES NEW YEAR’S CALGARY CANADA! LOS ANGELES DEC. 30!
BLAG will be performing solo acoustic to benefit Pirate Cat Radio 12-19 at the Thee Parkside in San Francisco. Bands include HeWhoCanNotBeNamed and Persephone’s Bees!
BLAG will be performing solo acoustic to benefit Music Cares 12-22 in Long Beach at DiPiazza’s. Joe Sib will be doing spoken word.
And remember, even when Blag does a benefit, he still doesn’t give a fuck about anyone else!
And don’t miss the DWARVES 12-30 in LA at Dragonfly and New Year’s Eve in Calgary, Canada at the Distillery!