See the great and magnificent Blag Dahlia acoustic at Hensley’s Pub in Carlsbad.  With Joe Sib’s California Calling opening!

In anticipation of the summer release of the DWARVES ARE BORN AGAIN LP the DWARVES announce 4 classic shows.  Not to be missed!!!

Thurs FEB 4  OAKLAND- Uptown Theater

Fri      FEB 5  PORTLAND- Dante’s

Sat      FEB 6  SEATTLE- El Corazon

Sun     FEB 7  SAN JOSE- Voodoo Lounge

BLAG Solo Acoustic in San Francisco at Hotel Utah, Thursday 1/21/10.  Appearing with Joe Sib’s California Calling.  An evening of great songs and really bad guitar playing for the whole damn family!

The Dwarves return to LA at the Dragonfly with Compton SF and the Valentine Killers 12/30.  Don’t miss Nick O. as he returns from Oslo, Australia!

New Year’s Eve finds the Dwarves conquering Calgary, Canada at the Distillery.  Mayhem, madness and maple syrup will flow plentifully as we perform old classics and new stuff from the upcoming The Dwarves Are Born Again.

DWARVES NEW YEAR’S CALGARY CANADA! LOS ANGELES DEC. 30!

BLAG will be performing solo acoustic to benefit Music Cares 12-22 in Long Beach at DiPiazza’s.  Joe Sib will be doing spoken word.

And remember, even when Blag does a benefit, he still doesn’t give a fuck about anyone else!

And don’t miss the DWARVES 12-30 in LA at Dragonfly and New Year’s Eve in Calgary, Canada at the Distillery!

You must see the DWARVES NEW YEAR’S EVE at the DISTILLERY in CALGARY, CANADA!You must see the DWARVES Wednesday, December 30 at the DRAGONFLY in LA, CA USA!

Look for THE DWARVES ARE BORN AGAIN Spring 2010!

You already know that the DWARVES are all over the web and YouTube, but you have to check out this bizarre crop of new footage from all over the Dwarves map.  It’s a clusterfuck of video delights!

The Dwarves have returned from Down Under (no, not down under your mom, Australia!) and the proof is in the pudding loyal Dwarves fans.  Check out this epic performance in Sydney at the Gaelic Club in front of hordes of screaming punters, complete with all the blood, guts and rock ‘n’ roll you’ve come to expect from the greatest punk band of all time.  (Thanks to the folks at Moshcam for filming!)

http://www.moshcam.com/gig/the-dwarves/the-gaelic-club-690.html

For those of you who haven’t seen it, the animated ad for the Dwarves Throbblehead from Aggronautix is a classic of a different stripe, a surreal adult swim like trip through the twisted minds of today’s wasted youth.  (Be sure and get your very own Throbblehead dolls at our online store   www.thedwarves.com   while supplies last!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYowkRycD-s

Blag and Royce Cracker did a remix for garage pop mavens Persephone’s Bees.   So catchy, even English people can dance to it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFyOanNIEk8

And finally, check out Blag’s first book, Armed to the Teeth With Lipstick as it’s serialized on the Freezine of Fantasy and Science Fiction.  With art by the late great Marc Rude, it’s a confusing romp through the galaxy and beyond.  (We suggest you drop a bunch of acid before reading because that’s what Blag was doing when he wrote it.)

http://freezineoffantasyandsciencefiction.blogspot
.com/2009/10/armed-to-teeth-with-lipstick1.html

The direct link to CHAPTER 1: MORNING HORROR:

http://freezineoffantasyandsciencefiction.blogspot
.com/2009/10/armed-to-teeth-with-lipstick1_01.html

Stay tuned for more Dwarves shows in 2010 culminating in a summer tour of Europe to celebrate the band’s 25th anniversary and the release of the instant classic The Dwarves Are Born Again!

Demented Relentless Unrepentant Forever!

The Dwarves return to Australia and New Zealand to show the world how Rock is done!  4 Dwarves dates and 2 Blag acoustic dates w/ Nick Oliveri.  You don’t want to miss this.  Also featuring Grindcore pioneers Blood Duster!

King’s Arms (October 15, 2009 08:00 pm) AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND

DWARVES!

Gaelic Club (October 16, 2009 08:00 pm) SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA

DWARVES!

Corner Hotel (October 17, 2009 08:00 pm) MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA

DWARVES!

Nightlife (October 18, 2009 08:00 pm) GOLD COAST, AUSTRALIA

DWARVES!

National Hotel (October 19, 2009 08:00 pm) Geelong , NSW, AUSTRALIA

Blag acoustic with Nick Oliveri

Old Bar (October 20, 2009 08:00 pm) Melbourne, NSW, AUSTRALIA

Blag Solo Acoustic

What could go better with dirty filthy disgusting raps than dirty filthy disgusting acoustic songs?  Crack cocaine and hookers, so bring some along when you see BLAG and the original XXX rapper BLOWFLY at thee PARKSIDE in SAN FRANCISCO.  Thursday August 20 is the date.

BLAG will do two short sets and introduce the man himself- BLOWFLY.  And folks, if you don’t know we suggest you…Act Like You Know!

The Dwarves return to Minneapolis, MN for the first time in 10 years for a Midwest version of Punk Rock Bowling.  Come see the masters at work as we teach the world how to bowl, how to sodomize teenage girls and how to rock!

Saturday, September 5 Triple Rock Minneapolis, MN